New shirt designs and other randomness.
Which means "Friedrich, I wish I had longer legs so that I would not have to drag my stomach through your piles of excrement."

Continuing in our First Impressions series, comes our German language version complete with 2 Dachshunds becoming friends the right way.

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Which means "Friedrich, I wish I had longer legs so that I would not have to drag my stomach through your piles of excrement."

Continuing in our First Impressions series, comes our German language version complete with 2 Dachshunds becoming friends the right way.

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Always dress responsibly but remember: you're never over the legal limit for fun.]]>
Always dress responsibly but remember: you're never over the legal limit for fun.]]>
Trust us, it didn't get the name rat tail from how cool it looks...]]>
Trust us, it didn't get the name rat tail from how cool it looks...]]>
Because hey, you're just dragging ass today, we understand...]]>
Because hey, you're just dragging ass today, we understand...]]>
They're everywhere... finding ways to offend you, piss you off or ruin your day entirely. Like when they throw trash on the ground after stealing your parking space, spew nonsensical political views all over your Facebook page, throw batteries at sporting events, bring that f&%$ing baby to your wedding, snatch the mic while you're accepting your video music award...the list goes on, and right now it's far too long.

Warning: This t-shirt contained harsh language, parental discretion should have been advised.]]>
They're everywhere... finding ways to offend you, piss you off or ruin your day entirely. Like when they throw trash on the ground after stealing your parking space, spew nonsensical political views all over your Facebook page, throw batteries at sporting events, bring that f&%$ing baby to your wedding, snatch the mic while you're accepting your video music award...the list goes on, and right now it's far too long.

Warning: This t-shirt contained harsh language, parental discretion should have been advised.]]>
You + Are = You're. Period.

Writing 'your' essentially makes you a homewrecker and writing 'ur' just makes you a hopeless a-hole.

Let this shirt be a learning tool for homewreckers and hopeless a-holes everywhere...]]>
You + Are = You're. Period.

Writing 'your' essentially makes you a homewrecker and writing 'ur' just makes you a hopeless a-hole.

Let this shirt be a learning tool for homewreckers and hopeless a-holes everywhere...]]>
...Actually while you're in there, stroll by Gigli a few times for us.]]>
...Actually while you're in there, stroll by Gigli a few times for us.]]>