Watch out, your car is about to collapse under the weight of all the inane stupidity you’ve plastered onto it.

Want to advertise that you’re part of a trendy movement? Get this shirt and show everyone you support the ethical treatment of motor vehicles. There’s nothing more tasteless and asinine than a rear bumper full of sticky pieces of paper that express every inane thought your brain has ever excreted.

Yes, they are all tacky. No exceptions.
Every.
Single.
One.