Tweet me like a lady
This cute little chick is here to enforce your new Twitter policy:

1) Allow at least 10 minutes between tweets
2) Do not post tweets that say things like “You Know You In Love When U On The Toilet & Still Boo Lovin On The Phone!”
3) Never have a tweet appear on tweetingtoohard.com

Freaking social media, right? Obsessed much? By the way, please follow us on Twitter. We’re absolute gents and would never tweet you badly.