This t-shirt is for the people who woke up this morning and decided that not only did they want the rest of the world to not take them seriously whatsoever, they consciously chose to make the simple task of walking around infinitely harder on themselves.

Just think what they could become if they applied 1/10th the amount of effort it takes to hold their pants up all day to their actual lives. Kind of hard to be an astronaut when your body liquifies and gets sucked out of your spacesuit like toothpaste because you wore the pants too low. Think about that. And buy a belt while you're at it.