If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

They're everywhere... finding ways to offend you, piss you off or ruin your day entirely. Like when they throw trash on the ground after stealing your parking space, spew nonsensical political views all over your Facebook page, throw batteries at sporting events, bring that f&%$ing baby to your wedding, snatch the mic while you're accepting your video music award...the list goes on, and right now it's far too long.

Warning: This t-shirt contained harsh language, parental discretion should have been advised.