What does one wiener say to another? I don't know, but probably something like "Friedrich wünsche ich, dass ich längere Beine hatte, so würde ich meinen Magen durch Ihre Stapel des Exkrements nicht schleppen müssen."

Which means "Friedrich, I wish I had longer legs so that I would not have to drag my stomach through your piles of excrement."

Continuing in our First Impressions series, comes our German language version complete with 2 Dachshunds becoming friends the right way.