No one dresses up and goes door-to-door for Thanksgiving candy, no one puts a bunch of lights on their house or goes to the mall to sit in a turkey's lap, and I've never heard of a turkey-egg hunt. But thanks for spending a whole 20 seconds tracing your hand to make this beautiful Thanksgiving masterpiece, it really means a lot. Wow, I have so much to be thankful for.

If you need me I'll be on the fridge...