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First Impressions Shirts

Want to make a great first impression but no habla ingles? Prefer smaller, more portable dogs? Either way we've got you covered...literally. Give the cute mujeres (or hombres) a little Spanish greeting with this festive chihuahua t-shirt.

Nothing says "I'm a trustworthy person deserving of your friendship" like this awesome shirt. See, dogs know in a matter of seconds whether a relationship is going to work or not just by getting a whiff of eachothers' escape hatch. For some reason humans prefer to make awkward drunken advances at each other that develop into weird, undefinable relationships that ultimately end over a Facebook argument.<br /><br />
If we would just cut to the chase the way dogs do, we could save ourselves the hassle. Hence, these shirts truly are the ultimate way to say "hello" (or whatever the hell you say in your language) and know in a matter of seconds whether or not things are going to work out. Trust us, you'll know.

We're expanding our First Impressions line to include French people too...or anyone who prefers dogs that look like topiaries. In all fairness, poodles are supposedly very smart. They can do things like sit, walk and eat.<br /><br />
Anyway, wear this t-shirt and show the cute monsieur or madame the only greeting you remember from French class.

What does one wiener say to another? I don't know, but probably something like "Friedrich wünsche ich, dass ich längere Beine hatte, so würde ich meinen Magen durch Ihre Stapel des Exkrements nicht schleppen müssen."<br /><br />Which means "Friedrich, I wish I had longer legs so that I would not have to drag my stomach through your piles of excrement." <br /><br />Continuing in our <a href="http://www.homebrewedtees.com/first-impressions" title="First Impressions">First Impressions</a> series, comes our German language version complete with 2 Dachshunds becoming friends the right way.<br /><br />

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