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4-Eva.

Because guiding ships home in the dark just...rules.

We could be like everyone else and put every popular slang phrase on a t-shirt, but we'd rather make fun of every popular slang phrase at once and put <i>that</i> on a t-shirt.<br /><br />I think it's hella obvi you need to holler at this jawn...

Hey Patrick Swayze, quit sneaking in here and feeling up your wife.<br /><br />What, too soon?

You always wondered why the players looked so out of shape, but it never really bothered you. It's a Nintendo game after all, it didn't have to be sexy to be fun. You grew up with RBI, and no matter how many errors your outfielders made or how many times you accidentally ran your catcher off home plate giving up 3 runs, it's in your top 5 forever.<br /><br />Keep it there with the shirt that takes you back to your roots.

This t-shirt is a tribute to all the childless couples out there bringing home the bacon for themselves, not for some little rugrat who needs new soccer shoes.<br><br>
Go ahead, buy that plasma tv, you two deserve it. You don't have a financially draining blob that cries all night and spits up all over the high-chair...yet.<br><br>
Don't know what d.i.n.k. means? You're obviously not married...or very sharp. <i>Dual Income No Kids</i> baby, the lifestyle of champions.

You'll never go back now that you've had a taste of Obama and his huge...agenda. White politicians just can't give you what you need anymore...politically. Wear this t-shirt and show your support for the dude who changed your mind.<br><br>Republican? We've <a href="http://www.homebrewedtees.com/shirt?design=Powell%202012" title="Powell 2012 t-shirt">got your party covered</a> too.

You'll never go back now that you've had a taste of Obama and his huge...agenda. White politicians just can't give you what you need anymore...politically of course. Wear this t-shirt and show you want to stay the course, just with a brother from a different party.<br><br>Want to see Obama re-elected? We've <a href="http://www.homebrewedtees.com/shirt?design=Obama%202012" title="Obama 2012 t-shirt">got you covered</a> too.

The year is 1988. You just chained up Action Jackson so Craig T Nelson could frame him for murder and do his girlfriend. Then, like a douchebag, you put a blowtorch in his face. Bad move. Pretty soon you're staring down the barrel of a flame thrower as Carl Weathers utters the last words you'll ever hear.<br /><br />
Better get the greatest one-liner ever to be printed on a t-shirt, or you'll have one pissed off Apollo Creed on your hands.

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Remember when you used to get updates about peoples' lives from actual conversations with those people? When you used to get things done instead of taking quizzes to find out which spirit animal you are?<br /><br />This t-shirt is to remind people that Facebook has taken over our lives. Wear it and let your friends know you remember when you used to fly through the sky worry-free without poking anything or updating your status wherever you were. Also there were rainbows.<br /><br />
Take pictures of yourself in it and upload them to your Facebook page, because who's kidding who, you're going to anyway. Don't forget to write a status message about where you got it too, so people everywhere can stop what they're doing and read all about it.

This shirt features the classic teenage game complete with all the same anxiety, anticipation, awkwardness and sheer horror of the original, but with a fun twist. Now Flipper gets to decide who you're going to lock lips with. Careful, watch out for the blowhole ...and the double entendre!<br /><br />

So what if your living room is the closest you'll ever come to a stage, or that every time you go crazy on the drums you end up kicking over your beer and having to pick your drumsticks out of the salsa dip? You're still a rockstar damnit, and an integral part of the band. If you could only find bandmates that would put up with your constant complaints about sore shins, you guys would be legendary.

Nothing says "I'm a trustworthy person deserving of your friendship" like this awesome shirt. See, dogs know in a matter of seconds whether a relationship is going to work or not just by getting a whiff of eachothers' escape hatch. For some reason humans prefer to make awkward drunken advances at each other that develop into weird, undefinable relationships that ultimately end over a Facebook argument.<br /><br />
If we would just cut to the chase the way dogs do, we could save ourselves the hassle. Hence, these shirts truly are the ultimate way to say "hello" (or whatever the hell you say in your language) and know in a matter of seconds whether or not things are going to work out. Trust us, you'll know.

Want to make a great first impression but no habla ingles? Prefer smaller, more portable dogs? Either way we've got you covered...literally. Give the cute mujeres (or hombres) a little Spanish greeting with this festive chihuahua t-shirt.

We're expanding our First Impressions line to include French people too...or anyone who prefers dogs that look like topiaries. In all fairness, poodles are supposedly very smart. I wouldn't know, I'm not gay.<br /><br />
But seriously, wear this t-shirt and show the cute monsieur or madame the only greeting you remember from French class.

Two bunny rabbits doing what they do best. Awww yeah, bunny rabbit love. We love finding cute ways to be vulgar.<br /><br />
<i>Skyyyyyrockets in flight...</i>

Thanks Patrick Swayze.

You have a decision to make. Everyone saw you trip over yourself coming out of the bathroom, so you can either try to play it cool and pretend you didn't spill beer on the carpet or you can just go ahead and make things official with this shirt.

We believe there are certain people in the world who deserve to be tarred and feathered. One such candidate is whoever decided it would be a good idea to take Arrested Development off the air over at Fox. Actually, since he did have a guest role on the show, maybe we should let <a href="http://www.homebrewedtees.com/shirt?design=How%20do%20you%20like%20your%20ribs" title="The best t-shirt ever">Carl Weathers</a> handle this.

This cute little chick is here to enforce your new Twitter policy:<br /><br />
1) Allow at least 10 minutes between tweets<br />
2) Do not post tweets that say things like "You Know You In Love When U On The Toilet & Still Boo Lovin On The Phone!"<br />
3) Never have a tweet appear on <a href="http://www.tweetingtoohard.com" rel="nofollow" title="Tweeting Too Hard">tweetingtoohard.com</a><br /><br />

What concussion?

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Because you have dreams... big spirally, splattered, weird dreams.

There's no better way to send a message to someone than to wear a shirt that openly mocks them. Take them down a peg or two by showing them you don't care what they had for lunch, how amazing their workout was, or that their relationship *yawn* is driving them to suicide. You've got better things to do than feed narcissism.

Laugh a little before you cry.

Not only is it ridiculous and inhumane, but I highly doubt Fido enjoys being stuffed in your fake bag between your lip gloss and tampons while you order your half caff sugar-free skim latte. Wear this t-shirt and put a stop to the epidemic.

Or to my certain death...

Right?

Oops.

Only the truly fabulous have a shirt that says so. That's the story we're sticking with anyway.

Detoxify the planet. Yes that's a word...

Some days you just feel like a wind up toy.

This t-shirt is for the people who woke up this morning and decided that not only did they want the rest of the world to never take them seriously, they consciously chose to make the simple task of walking around infinitely harder on themselves.<br /><br />
Just think what they could become if they applied 1/10th the amount of effort it takes to hold their pants up all day to their actual lives. Kind of hard to be an astronaut when your body liquifies and gets sucked out of your spacesuit like toothpaste because you wore the pants too low. Think about that. And buy a belt while you're at it.

Seriously. Anything but Twilight, Edward Cullen, Bella, or Rob Pattinson please. We're all tired of hearing about it.

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Sorry Virginia, 11.5 million players just can't be wrong.

Security lines, baggage fees, small seats, itty bitty toiletries...also about 100 other things. For best results, we recommend wearing this tee when you fly.

Has Cookie Monster taught us nothing?

A hundred year old conflict and you thought it was about some land? Strippers people. Clean, majestic women who are amazing listeners. Play your cards right and she might show you some more ankle...

You knew it when you walked in the door. Actually, you knew it before you left since you already had the t-shirt on.

Yes you do.

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Let them know where the real action is.

Hey, the Germans tried it once before, but we won't hold that against them.

He's making a list, checking it twice...of all the people who have ever wronged him, so he can seek violent revenge this Christmas season. He knows what you did and where you live, and he's not bringing you a damn thing.<br><br>
Oh, and forget the milk and cookies. Leave Santaur your firstborn and a fifth of Jack Daniels and you might be spared his wrath.

This t-shirt is our little way of supporting the town that helped shape us into what we are: lazy beer drinkers with a constant urge to relive our college days, but due to age, jobs and marriages, never will. Damn you Gainesville, Florida for spoiling us rotten...and for changing the names of all the roads after we left...

Our original Orange and Blue t-shirt. If you don't understand it, you didn't go to Florida. Well maybe you did, but you must have locked yourself in a sound-proof room at the library every Saturday ...or where you come from football is actually soccer.

Our Athens Georgia t-shirt, I guess we'll show some support for the Bulldogs too...

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